This Poll is Missing the Best Answer

Martin Brodeur announced his retirement from pro hockey recently, so posted a poll about his most memorable moments. The problem is, it’s missing the clear winner.  Just look:martin-brodeur-pollWhy is there no “plowing his sister-in-law” option? It was the first thing I thought of, and probably the first thing a lot of people thought of, so why isn’t it there? How many other NHL goalies have plowed an in-law? I submit that the number is low.

I haven’t been this disappointed since I picked up Marty’s autobiography and found it lacked a chapter — or even a page — about plowing his sister-in-law.