May 16 2015
I’ll Answer 2 of Life’s Great Questions Right Now
Millions of people wrestle with these questions every day. I’m here to help.
Question 1: Am I ready to get married?
Answer: No. No one is ever ready to get married. More
May 16 2015
Millions of people wrestle with these questions every day. I’m here to help.
Question 1: Am I ready to get married?
Answer: No. No one is ever ready to get married. More
By Heath • Life Lessons •
May 12 2015
Man do I love CNN’s inside look at North Korea. First it was the secret life of waterslide inspection, now they reveal that students inside North Korean school must endure hardships such as — brace yourself — not knowing Facebook!
That’s the worst thing they could dig up? That’s the hook?
North Korea doesn’t sound any scarier than my grandparents.
By Heath • Funny things I find, In The News • • Tags: North Korea
May 11 2015
When you’re on a commercial flight and you want to recline, look behind you first. It takes five seconds, does no harm, and could save you and another person some problems.
As I write this, some clown who can. Not. Get. Enough of bouncing around in his chair decided to recline and just about crush my laptop screen. More
By Heath • Life Lessons • • Tags: Travel
May 10 2015
If tasked with telling you just what the son of the Dear Leader does when going about his Dearest, Leaderest business, I’d probably guess nodding seriously while sitting around tables, scratching his chin while people in suits point at charts, clapping for special performances of song and dance, and enthusiastically reading speeches written by the best and brightest people whose names are completely unknown.
I laughed, however, to find out that he took some 113 looks at the plans for a waterpark, and then assigned his top officials to test out the water slides. Here’s a CNN screengrab: More
By Heath • Funny things I find, In The News • • Tags: North Korea
Apr 13 2015
Here’s why the Toronto Maple Leafs are in for at least another half decade of misery, if not a whole lot more: More
Apr 13 2015
According to NHL.com, someone named Nash forgets he’s lost 12 months of his memories:
They’ve really gotta do something about these concussions.
By Heath • Funny things I find, Hockey, Sports •
Mar 4 2015
Edit: Well, that kinda got weird.
Original post:
Hideo Kojima is at it again. Don’t believe the hype.
Recently, Kojima stated that Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain would be the final Metal Gear Solid title. Or maybe he said it was his last one as a director. Something.
He does this all the time. I think this has happened since, like, Metal Gear Solid 2? He always says the current game is the last one, or at the very least that it’s his last one. The statement means nothing, at this point.
By Heath • Video Games •
Mar 1 2015
I played and finished Yakuza 5 this winter. I started in December, took my sweet time with it, finished up in February and wrote this Yakuza 5 review. More
By Heath • Video Games •
Jan 28 2015
Martin Brodeur announced his retirement from pro hockey recently, so NHL.com posted a poll about his most memorable moments. The problem is, it’s missing the clear winner. Just look: More